尴尬
My parents' tour leader asked everyone to put their large suitcases outside their hotel rooms at bed time so the bus could be loaded for an early departure the next morning. Mom laid out their travelling clothes，repacked their things，took out her hearing aid and went to bed. Dad stepped into the hall to line up their luggage and the door clicked shut behind him，leaving him there in only his underwear.
我父母的导游负责人让大家在晚上睡觉前把箱子放在饭店的房门外。这样，化们可以在次日的凌晨早装车，早出发。妈妈铺开了旅行时穿的衣服，重新打了包。取下了助听器睡觉去了。爸爸要去大厅放行李，门咔嚓一下在他身后撞上了。他只穿着内裤，束手无策。
"It sure was embarrassing，“he told us later.”Your mother couldn't hear me，so I had to go downstairs and across the street to the office to get another key.”
他事后告诉我们:“我的确很尴尬。你妈妈她又听不见，没办法，我只好下楼穿过街到办公室去要另一把钥匙。”
"But, Grandpa.”our son piped up.”What about the clothes in the suitcase you put in the hall?"
“但是，爷爷，”我们的儿子说:“那么你为什么不穿放在大厅的箱子里的衣服呢?”
Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(长声尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.
One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.
我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激动地说：瞧这辆!瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着，你就别想有这玩艺儿。
一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。
A school report
学校成绩单
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read,
父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情：
"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子).
“英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。
"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."
“爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行：“健康状况，优。”
Clever Bobby
聪明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
布朗非常欣赏他的.小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”
"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(长颈鹿).
他从书架上拿下一本自然书，把博比抱到膝上，打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。
"What's that, Bobby?"
“博比，这是什么?”
"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
“马马，”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片，博比说：“爸爸!”
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones.""To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
在一次晚餐聚会上，一位腼腆的年青人一直在冥思苦想对女主人说一些好听的话。机会总于来了，女主人转向他说：“琼斯先生，您今晚的饭量太小了。”“坐在您身边，”他殷勤的说道，“任何男人都会失去胃口的。”
——带翻译的英语笑话 (菁华3篇)
The Great Lion Hunter 伟大的猎手
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping(披盖) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝结)shrieks(尖叫) coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.
Forget the * lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只牛然后把头皮给他。把牛皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠*后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地**。没有狮子出没的`蛛丝马迹。
Jonesie，怎么了?狮子在哪?村长问。
哪有狮子!猎人怒吼道，哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了?
【Three Turtles】三只乌龟
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”
最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。
【I Don't Like an Argument】我不想争论
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
杰拉尔德，老师问：地球是什么形状?
是圆形的，杰拉尔德回答道。
你怎么知道是圆的?老师又问。
好吧，那它是方的，学生回答说：我可不想与你争论这件事情。
——爆笑英语小笑话带翻译 (菁华3篇)
A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The lieutenant said sternly, "You did not salute me. For this you must immediately salute one hundred times."
Just then the general came up. When he saw the poor private about to begin, he exclaimed, "What's all this?"
The lieutenant explained, "This ignoramus(无知的人) failed to salute me. I'm making his salute one hundred times as a punishment.”
"Quite right," replied the general smiling, "But do not forget, sir, that upon each occasion you are to salute return."
有个士兵没有注意到一个年轻的陆军中尉，没有向他敬礼。中尉很严厉地对那个士兵说：“你没有向我敬礼，因此你要马上敬100个礼。”
这时候将军过来了。他看到那个可怜的士兵就要开始敬礼时，就大声问道：“这是怎么啦?”
中尉解释说：“这个蠢货没有向我敬礼，我就罚他马上向我敬一百个礼。”
将军笑着说：“完全正确。不过，老弟，别忘了他向你每敬一个礼，你都要回礼的啊！”
two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
"yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. where is the father?"
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-use your hat."
一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪儿?”
“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
——英语小笑话带翻译优选【5】篇
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家――医生住在楼下。”
She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece." And then she added: "Now me?"
Her husband thought for a while and then replied: "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other."
有个女人给她的丈夫买了生日礼物。
她很激动，并且急于要告诉她的丈夫。她说：“亲爱的，我买了两样东西给你做生日礼物。我现在就要告诉你，因为我等不得到那一天才说。一件礼物是一个地垫，可以放在我的梳妆台前。另一件是一个青铜的小雕像，可以放在客厅的壁炉架上”她还说：“好啦，你准备给我买什么呢?”
她的丈夫想了一会就说：“我最好是给你买一个刮胡刀和几条领带。这样我们就可以互相交换礼物了。”
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？
尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢！
老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”
Turning over
Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!
Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.
翻个个
护士：不好了，刚接受治疗的病人在医院门口摔倒晕了过去。警察马上就到。 医生：别着急。把他翻个个，弄出他往医院走的样子。 大学英语小笑话带翻译篇4
Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
头疼
“我头疼的厉害，要去看看医生了。”
“胡说八道，昨天我也头疼，我冲回家吻了妻子一下，马上不疼了，要不你也试试?”
“好主意，给你妻子打个电话，说我马上就到。”
——大学英语笑话带翻译 (菁华3篇)
Wife： Dear， you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table。
Husband： Really？ Then dont believe anything said by a drunken person。 By the way， what did I say to you？
Wife： I love you， dear。
翻译：
妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚看上去真的`醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。
丈夫：真的吗？千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么？
妻子：我爱你，亲爱的。
On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction。 After three exhausting days， we headed for home。
As we drove away， our son waved and said， "Goodbye， Mickey。"
Our daughter waved and said， "Goodbye， Minnie。"
My husband waved， rather weakly， and said， "Goodbye， Money。"
翻译
弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。
当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥手说：“再见，美奇。”
女儿挥着手说，“再见，美妮。”
丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道：“再见，美元。”
"I have a bad headache。 Ill visit the doctor。"
"Nonsense， yesterday I had a headache， I dashed home， gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared。 Why dont you try it？"
"Good idea， call up your wife and tell her Ill be right over。"
翻译：
“我头疼的厉害，要去看看医生了。”
“胡说八道，昨天我也头疼，我冲回家吻了妻子一下，马上不疼了，要不你也试试？”
“好主意，给你妻子打个电话，说我马上就到。”
——短篇的英语笑话带翻译 (菁华3篇)
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
译文：
老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”
妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。”
约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”
妻子：“为什么?”
约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the re*, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝啬鬼的聚会
一个声名狼藉的`小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
“医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看上去很正常的人，你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了，”医生回答，“问他一个简单的问题，简单到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯，你可以这样问，‘库克船长环球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿，紧张的'回答道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。”
——圣诞节英语作文带翻译通用5篇
星期四晚上，爸爸带我和妈妈两个人去参加圣诞晚会，我们进去时已是空无虚*了，还好，做为特别的贵宾的我们，总经理已帮我们留了位置。
Thursday night, my father and mother took me two people to attend the Christmas party, when we went in the air is packed, fortunately, as a special guest of the US, the general manager has to help us stay position.
幸运的是演出还没开始，还是晚餐时间，我拿了两个盘子和一个夹子去夹菜，啊，真丰富啊，大鱼大虾、蛋糕、水果等等。我第一眼就看中了羊肉串，我飞快地夹了10根，火鸡肉又是几块，东夹夹西夹夹，我的两个盘子已满了，我想，过会儿不够了再去夹，然后，拿了一杯苹果汁，回到了座位上。
Fortunately, the performance hasn't started yet. It's still dinner time. I took two plates and a clip to pick up the dishes. Ah, it's really rich, big fish, prawn, cake, fruit and so on. I saw the mutton string at the first sight, and I caught 10 quickly, and the turkey was several pieces. The East folder was sandwiched with the Western folder. My two plates were full. I think I didn't have enough time to get it again, then I took a glass of apple juice and went back to my seat.
更幸运的是我刚好赶上了演出，我一坐下来，节目就马上开始了，节目主持人上了台，我第一眼就认出他是电视台，每天晚上播出的“有这种事情的”节目主持人光头小刚，他一上台，就用绍兴土话说了一句：“你们知不知道我是谁，每天主持有这种事情的就是这个人”。说着，他用大拇指，指了指自己，引得我们绍兴人开怀大笑，就连外地人也大笑了起来
Fortunately I just caught the show, I sat down and began to show the presenters on stage, I recognize the first glance he is a TV broadcast every night, "this kind of thing" host bald Xiaogang, he came on stage, with the Shaoxing dialect, said: "do you know who I am, this is who presided over such things every day". As he said, he pointed to himself with his thumb, leading the people of Shaoxing to laugh, and even the outsider laughed.
我终于等到第四个节目，双节棍。一个空手道黑段的演员拿着两个双节棍走上了台。音乐响起，快快使用双节棍……。那位演员随曲舞起了他的两个双节棍，他动作纯熟，双节棍在他的腰间臂间飞快的舞动，真有李小龙当年的风范。
I finally waited for the fourth show, the double bar. An actor in the black section of the karate walk up the stage with two double - bar sticks. Music sounded, fast use of the double bar... The actor took up two of his two dons in the following dance. He acted very skillfully, and the dances of his knot between his waist arms quickly had Bruce Lee's demeanour.
惊心动魂的时候到了，开始抽奖了，三第奖，五位一张房卡，二等奖两位：一辆自行车。一等奖一位：一台手提电脑！可惜我一个都没中。晚宴在热闹的氛围中结束。
When moving to a startling soul, began to draw, three prize, five a room card, two prize two: a bicycle. First prize one: a portable computer! It's a pity that I have no one. The dinner ended in a lively atmosphere.
Christmas is also known as Christmas, translated as "Christ mass", westerntraditional festival, every year in December 25th. Mass is a kind of churchservice. Christmas is a religious festival, because regard it as to celebratethe birth of Jesus, named "christmas".
Most of the Catholic Church will be first in the 24, Christmas Eve, i.e.,the early morning of December 25 at midnight mass, and some Christian will beheld caroling and on December 25 to celebrate Christmas; Christian anotherbranch of Orthodo某Christmas celebration in the annual January 7.
Christmas is a public holiday in the western world and in many otherregions, such as Hongkong, Macao, Malaysia, and Singapore in Asia. The Bibleactually did not record the date of birth of Jesus, Christmas is a public.
圣诞节(Christmas)又称耶诞节，译名为“基督弥撒”，西方传统节日，在每年12月25日。弥撒是教会的一种礼拜仪式。圣诞节是一个宗教节，因为把它当作耶稣的诞辰来庆祝，故名“耶诞节”。
大部分的天主教教堂都会先在24日的.*安夜，亦即12月25日凌晨举行子夜弥撒，而一些_会则会举行报佳音，然后在12月25日庆祝圣诞节;_的另一大分支——***的圣诞节庆则在每年的1月7日。
圣诞节也是西方世界以及其他很多地区的公共假日，例如：在亚洲的香港、澳门、马来西亚和新加坡。圣经实际上并无记载耶稣诞生日期，圣诞节是后人公定的。
第二天早晨，也就是：圣诞节。我很早便起床，望着窗外灯火尚未通明的挂满了饰物的圣诞树，过去的和母亲两人一起过节日的一幕幕又浮现在眼前。但我似乎已经哭不出来，因为生活可以给一个人极大的痛苦的话，也会赋予此人一颗坚强的心。
The second morning, that is, Christmas. I got up very early, and looked at the Christmas tree that was not yet clear with lights on the window. The scene of the festival with the two mothers in the morning came into view. But I do not seem to cry, because life can give a person great pain, and will give this person a strong heart.
“嗨，勒比，今天起得真早。快下来吧。”遐想间，德恩已开着一辆医疗机构用的巴士在楼下等我。我穿好衣服下楼上车以后，让他开车带我和母亲来到了那座达克金森山的山脚，一路上又无数次的想起躺在棺里的慈祥的母亲，内心充满了内疚。之后，我一个人将母亲背上了山，将她葬在了我父亲的墓旁。然后双手合十，为他们在天堂的幸福而祈祷。达克金森正值寒冬，温度很低，但我却没有了丝毫的寒意，因为这里有我的家，有我相互依偎着的双亲。他们正在天堂看着我，看他们的儿子怎样开始他崭新的人生轨迹。
"Hey, rugby, got up very early today. Come down. " Daydream, deen has a medical institution with the bus waiting for me downstairs. After I get dressed and went downstairs, let him drive with my mother and I went to the house at the foot of the Golden Duck Senshan, along the way, remember the countless times lying in the coffin of the kind mother, heart full of guilt. After that, I put my mother on the hill and buried her at my father's tomb. Then his hands clasped together, pray for their happiness in heaven. Duck Higginson was in a cold winter and the temperature was low, but I didn't have the slightest chill, because there was my home and my parents were snuggled up to each other. They were looking at me in heaven and watching how their son started his new life.
然后，我让德恩带我去那个郊外，不过我没有进那个酒吧，而是托一个服务生悄悄递给慕容一张我在梦中想了一夜的纸条，内容大概是：
Then, I let the deen take me to the suburbs, but I did not go into that bar, but asked a waiter quietly handed Murong a night in a dream I want to note, the content is probably:
女孩，我喜欢你，真的，从我第一眼看见你就喜欢上了你。我也不明白这是种什么样的.感觉，但我确实是要很真挚的告诉你，我想要来和你交朋友，甚至让你做我的女朋友。
Girl, I like you, really, from the first sight I saw you like you. I don't understand what it feels like, but I really want to tell you sincerely that I want to make friends with you and even make you my girlfriend.
但我必须郑重地向你道歉，我无法实现我的承诺：来参加你的生日聚会。
But I must apologize to you that I can't fulfill my promise to come to your birthday party.
因为我遇到了一些让我开始重新看待生命的事。也许你甚至会记不清楚我是个什么样子，但只要你记得会有一个男孩为了赢。
Because I met some things that let me start to look at life again. Maybe you can't even remember what I am like, but as long as you remember, there would be a boy to win.
Christmas is the most important festival in the western world. It falls on December 25th. When my mother and I stayed in America, we were invited by one of my mother's friends to have Christmas with an American family. We bought some presents for our American friends on our way to their house.
They had prepared different kinds of gifts for their family and guests when we got to their house, such as Christmas candles, cakes, cards, little toys, biscuits and so on. A Christmas tree was placed in the comer of the brilliant hall. How beautiful it was! We were impressed by these. We had a big meal. After dinner, they told us some interesting stories about Christmas. We learned that Christmas had something to do with God. We went to bed at midnight. Though we knew the Santa Claus was not true, we were still waiting for the Santa Claus with white beard to bring us presents.And we received many beautiful presents the next morning.
This Christmas was really unforgettable. Not only did I have a good time, but also I knew something about foreign culture.
12月25日的圣诞节是西方国家最重要的节日。我和妈妈在美国的时候，曾应妈妈的一位朋友邀请，去一个美国家庭过圣诞节。在去他家的途中，我们为美国朋友买了一些礼物。
我们到时，他们已为家人及客人们准备了各种各样的礼物，有圣诞蜡烛、蛋糕、卡片、小玩具和饼干等。圣诞树放在灯火通明的客厅的一角，实在是太荚了。这一切给我们留下了深刻的印象。我们吃了一顿大餐。饭后，他们给我们讲了一些圣诞节的故事，我们知道了圣诞节与上帝有关。我们午夜时分才上床睡觉。尽管我们知道圣诞老人不是真的，但还是等待着白胡子的圣诞老人为我们送来礼物。第二天早晨我们收到了许多漂亮的礼物。
这个圣诞节实在太令人难以忘怀了。我不仅过得很愉快，还了解了外国文化。
The original Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, was born in the ancient southeastern Turkish town of Lycia early in the fourth century. His generosity was legend, and he was particularly fond of children. We know this primarily through Roman accounts of his patronage of youth, which eventually led to his becoming the patron saint of children. Throughout the Middle Ages, and well beyond, he was referred to by many names none of them Santa Claus.
Children today would not at all recognize the St. Nick who brought gifts to European children hundreds of years ago except perhaps for his cascading white beard. He made his rounds in full red-and-white bishop's robes, complete with twin peaked miter and crooked crozier. He was pulled by no fleet footed reindeer, but coaxed in indolent donkey. And he arrived not late on Christmas Eve, but on his Christian feast day, December 6. The gifts he left beside the hearth were usually small: fruit, nuts, hard candies, wood and clay figurines.
During the Protestant Reformation of the sixteenth century, St. Nicholas was banished from most European countries. Replacing him were more secular figures, who in general were not at center stage at that point in history..The Dutch kept the St. Nicholas tradition alive. As the "protector of sailors," St. Nicholas graced the prow of the first Dutch ship that arrived in America. And the first church built in New York City was named after him. The Dutch brought with them to the New World two Christmas items that were quickly Americanized.
In sixteenth century Holland, children placed wooden shoes by the hearth the night of St. Nicholas's arrival. The shoes were filled with straw, a meal for the saint's gift laden donkey. In return, Nicholas would a small treat into each clog. In America, the shoe was replaced with the stocking, hung by the chimney.
The Dutch spelled St. Nicholas "Saint Nikolass," which in the New World became "Sinterklass". later changed to "Santa Claus".
Much of modern day Santa Claus lore, including the reindeer drawn sleigh, originated in America. Dr. Clement Clarke Moore composed "The Night Before Christmas" in 1822, to read to his children on Christmas Eve. The poem might have remained privately in the Moore family if a friend had not mailed a copy of it (without authorial attribution) to a newspaper and became part of the Santa legend.
It was in America that Santa put on weight. The rosy-cheeked, roly-poly Santa is credited to the influential nineteenth-century cartoonist Thomas Nast. From 1863 until 1886, Nast created a series of Christmas drawings for Harper's Weekly. These drawings, executed over twenty years, exhibit a gradual evolution in Santa from the pudgy, diminutive, elf-like creature of Dr. Moore's immortal poem to the bearded, potbellied, life-size bell ringer familiar on street corners across America today. Nast's cartoons also showed the world how Santa spent his entire year constructing toys, checking on children's behavior, reading their requests for special gifts. His images were incorporated into the Santa lore.
Santa is known throughout the world in many different names, such as:
Saint Nikolaas (Sinter Klaas), from the Dutch Father Christmas, from the English Kris Kringle, from the Germans Befana, from the Italians Bobouschka, from the Russians (a grand motherly figure instead of a male)
圣诞老人的传说在数千年前的斯堪的纳维亚半岛即出现。北欧神话中司智慧，艺术，诗词，战争的奥丁神，寒冬时节，骑上他那八脚马坐骑驰骋于天涯海角，惩恶扬善，分发礼物。与此同时，其子雷神着红衣以闪电为武器与冰雪诸神昏天黑地恶战一场，最终战胜寒冷。据异教传说，圣诞老人为奥丁神后裔。也有传说称圣诞老人由圣·尼古拉而来，所以圣诞老人也称St.Nicholas.因这些故事大多弘扬基督精神，其出处，故事情节大多被淡忘，然而圣诞老人却永驻人们精神世界。
每年圣诞日，圣诞老人骑在白羊星座上，圣童手持圣诞树降临人间，随着世事变迁，作家和艺术家开始把圣诞老人描述成我们今日熟悉的着红装，留白胡子的形象。同时不同的国度和文化对圣诞老人也有了不同的解释。在德国，传说他扮成圣童把坚果和苹果放在孩子们鞋里。他乘双轮马车四处漫游，观察人们的行为，尤其是小孩，如果表现好，将会得到苹果、坚果、糖等诸多奖品。坏孩子则得一鞭子。家长们灵机一动纷纷采用此传说来鼓励孩子们听话。大大超过了新年，成为一个全民的节日。圣诞老人已经成为圣诞节最受喜爱的象征和传统。他赶 着驯鹿，拉着装满玩具和礼物的雪橇挨家挨户给每个孩子送礼物的快乐老精灵的形象已深深地留在人们的'记忆中。
11世纪末来自意大利的宗教士兵将Nicholas圣人的遗物带回意大利，并在港口城市Bari建造了一座教堂来纪念他。很快世界各地的基督教徒纷至沓来朝圣这位圣人。这些朝圣者将圣人Nicholas的故事带回他们的本土，所以有关圣诞老人的传说在各个国家都各具特色。
12世纪欧洲出现了圣人Nicholas纪念日，以互赠礼物和慈善活动为主。德国、法国、荷兰则将12月6日作为宗教纪念日，给孩子和穷人们赠送礼物。
荷兰殖民者来到美洲时，将他们的Sintirklass主教也带了去，Sintirklass身着红袈裟，骑着一匹白马。Sintirklass的美国形象后来逐渐演变成一个快乐的老精灵。起初美国作家华盛顿.欧文在他的喜剧《纽约的历史》中将他描述成一个又圆又胖的荷兰老人。1823年，诗人Clement Moore在他的诗歌《St.Nicholas印象》中继续将Sintirklass/Saint Nicholas的形象戏剧化，这就是各位在本篇开头看到的圣诞老人。
19世纪60年代卡通制作者Thomas Nash画了一幅胖胖的、慈祥的圣诞老人作为《Harper的一周》的插图。这个圣诞老人的形象开始深深地扎根于美国人民的脑海中。随着时间的推移，圣诞老人的形象传回欧洲，传到南美洲，传遍世界各地。
许多国家都保存了他们自己有关圣诞老人的风俗和传说。在荷兰的传说中，圣诞老人Sintirklass还带了一个叫Black Peter的助手，乘着一艘船于12月6日来到。他带着一本大书，书中描述了所有荷兰小孩在过去一年中的表现。表现好的小孩就送礼物给他们，不好的小孩便让他的助手带走。
德国的圣诞老人也带着一个叫做Knecht Ruprecht、Krampus或Pelzebock的助手，肩上背着个装着礼物的大袋子，手上拿着一根棍子。好孩子可收到他的礼物，顽皮的孩子却要给教训几棍子。
——英语作文我的一天带翻译通用五篇
Today is a fine day.And I am very lucky.
In the morning,I’m go fishing in a river with my parents.As time goes by,I am fishing a big fish.I am very happy,but my parents have no one fish.Next,I am fishing a small fish,but I still happy.Because my parents still have no one fish.It’s time to go home,I am fishing ten fishs,but my parents are only fishing a small fish.
In the afternoon,I am playing football with my buddies.MingMing has the ball,he is kicking it to me.I am kicking the ball.It’s a beautiful goal. Next, PingPing has the ball,he is kicking to Mike.Now,Mike has the ball,he is kicking it.It’s a goal.Now,we are winning.
Today I am very lucky.And I am so happy.
今天天气很好。我很幸运。
早上，我和父母去河里钓鱼。随着时间的流逝，我钓到了一条大鱼。我很开心，但是我父母没有一条鱼。接下来，我钓了一条小鱼，但我仍然很高兴。因为我父母仍然没有一条鱼。该回家了，我钓了十条鱼，但是我父母只是钓了一条小鱼。
下午，我和我的哥们踢足球。明明有球，他踢给我。我踢球。它美丽的目标。接下来，PingPing有球，他正在踢迈克。现在，迈克有球，他正在踢球。这是一个进球。现在，我们赢了。
今天我很幸运。而且我好开心。
I had a happy day off last Sunday.It was sunny all day.
In the morning I helped my mother do housework. After thatI washed the car with my father.And I babysitted my sister.
In the afternoonwe went out for lunch.We ate the BeiJing Duck It was very delicious. After lunch we went to the aquarium.Firstwe visited the Visitors'Center and watched a movie about sharks.Thenwe went to the Outdoor Poolwe saw a bid octopus.We also saw mang kinds of fishesbut I liked the seals best.Because they were very cute.We took lots of photos there. Finally tired but happywe took the bus back to home.
At the end of the daywe visited my grandparents.I watched some DVDs with my grandfatherand my parents told with my grandmother.We were really happy.
I hope I will have a happy day off next weektoo.
上个星期天我有一个快乐的一天。这是阳光明媚的一天。
早上我帮妈妈做家务。在那之后我洗了车与我父亲同在一样。我照顾我的妹妹。
下午我们出去吃午饭。我们吃了北京烤鸭它非常美味。午饭后我们去了水族馆。首先我们参观了游客中心看了一部关于鲨鱼的电影。然后我们去了户外游泳池看到章鱼。我们也看到许多种类的鱼但我最喜欢海豹。因为它们非常可爱。我们在那里照了许多照片。最后很累但是很开心我们坐公车回到家里。
在一天结束的时候我们参观了我的祖父母。我看到一些dvd与我的祖父我的父母告诉我的祖母。我们很高兴。
我希望我下周将有一个快乐的休息日。
今天是元旦佳节，我们小队准备了好多礼物，去看望福利院的小朋友，跟他们一起度过新年的第一天。上午，我们怀着好奇的心情，在爸爸、妈妈和老师的带领下，走进了福利院。福利院里的小朋友都是没有爸爸、妈妈的孤儿，大的十几岁，小的只有三岁，他们对我们的到来非常高兴。我们围成一个圈，就进行了互动节目，有的唱歌，有的跳舞，有的表演武术，有的朗诵诗歌，还有的表演走模特步……我们玩得可开心了，福利院里的小朋友们个个脸上笑开了花。此刻，我多么希望他们能永远像现在这么开心、快乐。表演完节目，同学们把新年礼物一一送到每个小朋友手里。我觉得我们送出的不仅仅是一份份礼物，更是一份份爱心、关心。
Today is new year's day. Our team has prepared many gifts to visit the children in the welfare home and spend the first day of the new year with them. In the morning, we walked into the welfare home with curiosity under the guidance of our father, mother and teacher. The children in the welfare home are orphans without parents. The older ones are teenagers and the younger ones are only three years old. They are very happy with our arrival. In a circle, we have interactive programs, some singing, some dancing, some performing martial arts, some reciting poetry, and some performing models We had a good time. All the children in the welfare home were smiling. At this moment, how I hope they can always be as happy and happy as they are now. After the performance, the students sent the New Year gifts to each child. I think what we give is not only a gift, but also a love and care.
到了该离别的时候，福利院的小朋友们依依不舍地跟我们说再见。走在回家的路上，我的心久久不能*静，和福利院的小朋友相比，我们生活在亲人的怀抱中，是多么幸福，多么快乐。我们要珍惜现在的生活，好好学*，用优异的成绩报答爸爸、妈妈，同时也要关心弱势群体，使他们不再孤单，不再自卑，使世界到处充满爱。
When it was time to leave, the children in the welfare home were reluctant to say goodbye to us. Walking on the way home, my heart can't be calm for a long time. Compared with the children in the welfare home, how happy and happy we are living in the arms of our relatives. We should cherish our present life, study hard and repay our parents with outstanding achievements. At the same time, we should also care about the vulnerable groups, so that they are no longer lonely and self abased, and the world is full of love.
清晨我打开窗户，清新的空气迎面扑来，新的一天开始了。我背着书包走出门口，看见了小区外面的花，五彩缤纷，各种各样，有牡丹花，喇叭花，菊花。我还看见了即为环卫阿姨在浇花，正是因为他们辛勤劳动那些花才长得那么娇艳。我继续走着，在小路上也有很多很多的梧桐树，并且在夏天还能帮人们乘凉，树干粗壮的巨人一样。虽然现在秋天了，单数页还是翠绿的。起风的时候它的叶子飘了起来，像手掌一样在给大家打招呼。上学路上的风景是我快乐的源泉，真的好美呀！
In the morning, I opened the window and the fresh air came to me. A new day began. I carried my bag out of the door, saw the flowers outside the community, colorful, various, there are peony, bellflower, chrysanthemum I also saw that she was watering the flowers for the sanitation. It was because of their hard work that the flowers were so beautiful. I continue to walk, there are many parasol trees on the path, and they can help people to enjoy the cool in summer, just like the giant with thick trunk. Although it's autumn now, the odd pages are still green When the wind blows, its leaves float up and greet everyone like hands. The scenery on my way to school is the source of my happiness. It's really beautiful!
This morning I wake up out of the window to see a silver-white, yeah! Snow! Trees, houses, on the ground wore white clothes. Underground with a small intermittent snow. Blink of an eye, some fell to the ground, and some are missing, this snow is the second snow of the year.
At noon, a small snow disappeared, my friends and I do snowball fights! Snow brought me a lot of fun. Dad told me that the snow can purify the air, kill some bacteria can also be beneficial to wheat harvest.
As the saying goes, "Snow Mega Year" is a good year next year.
今天早晨我起床后,看见窗外一片银白色,呀!下雪啦!树上、房子、地上都穿上了洁白的衣服.小雪花断断续续地下着.转眼间有的落到了地上,有的不见了,这场雪是今年第二场雪.
中午,小雪花不见了,我和朋友打雪仗呢!下雪给我带来很多乐趣.爸爸告诉我雪可以,杀死一些细菌,还可以对小麦的收成有好处.
俗话说“”,明年是个好年头。
——足球的英语作文带翻译(五)份
My favorite sport is football. football is a worldwide game, everyone knows it and lots of people like it.
我最喜欢的运动是足球,足球是一个全球性的运动,几乎每个人都知道这项运动,并且有许多人喜欢它.
I like it because of following reasons. fist, it can fit my body. when i was youny, i usually got sick. but after I play it, I became strong and seldom be ill.
Second, I like the feeling of high speed. while playing, sometimes i have to rob the ball, then i need to run faster. I can hear the sound of wind and feel like i am runnning in the wind. i feel so great. last and the most important is football is my dream. I want to be a football player in the future. i have to train hard to level up my skill. and i believe one day my dream will come true.
我喜欢足球是因为以下原因.第一,足球可以锻炼我的身体,我晓得时候总是生病,但是我踢上足球以后,我变得强壮了,很少生病.第二,我喜欢那种高速奔跑的感觉,在踢球的过程中,需要抢球的时候,我就要跑快点,这时我能感觉风在耳边呼呼作响.感觉棒极了.第三,也是最重要的,是因为当一名足球运动员是我的梦想.如果要成为职业球员,我需要刻苦努力的训练来提升自己的水*.我相信,终有一天我的梦想回成真的.
Above all is my reasons for my favorite sports- football. so I like football.
以上就是我喜欢足球的原因.所以我最喜欢的运动是足球.
When talk about football, the will think about England, because football there is so popular, and the most popular football player David Beckham is from there. Football is the NO.1 sport in the world, the basketball and tennis fall behind.
American football is also popular, while it is not the football that we think about. People play their football with hands and they need to arm themselves to avoid getting hurt.
It is known to all that soccer is not popular in the America, just as the basketball in England.
American football plays very important part in American people’s lives. Many teenagers in the school have join the team, if they play well, they can get the scholarship and it is very helpful to get into a good college. The soccer has become more and more popular in America, some day American football and soccer will be both popular.
谈论足球时,我们会想到英格兰,因为足球是如此受欢迎,最受欢迎的足球运动员大卫·贝克汉姆就在英国。足球是世界上排第一的运动,篮球和网球紧随其后。美式足球也很受欢迎,但不是我们想到的足球。人们玩橄榄球时候用手，他们需要武装自己,以避免受伤。众所周知,足球在美国是不受欢迎的,就像篮球在英格兰。美式足球在美国人们的生活中扮演非常重要的一部分。许多青少年在学校加入了球队,如果他们打得很好,他们可以得到奖学金,这对于进入一个好大学是非常有用的。足球在美国已经变得越来越流行,橄榄球和足球有一天将是同样受欢迎。
On Saturday， I played football with some boys on the playground。When I ran to control the ball， I bumped into another boy。 We both fell to the ground。 His feet hit my right ankle。 There was something hard on his shoes and it made my ankle bleeding。 So I put a Band—Aid here after returning home。
星期六，我跟一些男孩在操场踢足球。当我跑去控球时，我和另一个男孩撞到一块，倒在地上。他的脚踢到了我的右脚踝。他的鞋上有种坚硬的东西使我的脚踝流血了。所以田家后我就贴了块创可贴。
My brother is Busquets fans.
Busquets is a football genius, as the most important task in midfield, but also good convergence in the backcourt and frontcourt, occasionally sending deadly assists, kick the ball the strongest player, if you pay attention to his position, he will find that there will always be most in need of his party to help other players stall, defense, transfer, lost after the ball back, of course, the most deadly at Barcelona midfielder zhisai.
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我的哥哥是布斯克斯球迷。
布斯克茨是个足球天才，担当最重要的中场防守任务，还要做好后场和前场的衔接,时不时送出致命助攻，一脚出球能力最强的球员，如果你注意他的站位，会发现，他总会出现在最需要他的地方，帮助其他球员摆摊防守，完成转移，丢球后反抢，当然还有巴萨中场最擅长的致命直塞。
Since I was very small, I watched a lot of basketball matches, so my favorite sport was basketball and my idol was Yao Ming. My best friend was a huge fan of football. He tried to let me fall in love with football, so he asked me to watch a football match. At first, I didn't understand the rule, but my friend explained it to me and soon my mind followed the match. The two teams tried to control the football and when the ball closed to the gate, I felt so nervous and couldn't help yelling out. I was surprised by the teamwork. It was the same with basketball match. Since then, I started to pay attention to football and sometimes I would join my friend to play football. It brought me great happiness.
在我很小的时候，我看了很多篮球比赛，所以我最喜欢的运动是篮球，我的偶像是姚明。我最好的朋友是个足球迷，他想让我喜欢上足球，所以他让我去看一场足球比赛。起初，我并不明白规则，但我的朋友向我解释后，很快我就跟上了比赛。两支球队都尝试控制足球，当球靠*足球门的时候，我感到非常紧张，忍不住喊了起来。我对足球中的团队合作感到惊讶，篮球比赛也是如此。从那时起，我开始关注足球，有时我会和朋友一起踢足球，这给我带来了很多的快乐。
