A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The lieutenant said sternly, "You did not salute me. For this you must immediately salute one hundred times."
Just then the general came up. When he saw the poor private about to begin, he exclaimed, "What's all this?"
The lieutenant explained, "This ignoramus(无知的人) failed to salute me. I'm making his salute one hundred times as a punishment.”
"Quite right," replied the general smiling, "But do not forget, sir, that upon each occasion you are to salute return."
有个士兵没有注意到一个年轻的陆军中尉，没有向他敬礼。中尉很严厉地对那个士兵说：“你没有向我敬礼，因此你要马上敬100个礼。”
1、“你现在在哪儿工作?”
“邮局。”
“哦，具体做什么工作?”
“操作邮戳机。”
“枯燥吗?”
1、A：“你好，很高兴认识你。”
B：“你好，我也为你感到高兴。”
2、网友：“怎样鉴别绿茶?”
思聪：“跟我交往的都是。”
3、出门逛街，看到一个女在暴打一个小伙子，不禁感叹了声说：这个女的好凶啊！
1、晚上，路边公厕女的那边灯坏了，我上厕所听到隔壁传来声音：看不见，好害怕啊。
于是乎我便拿起手机打开手电筒往里照，结果，不说了，现在还在派出所录口供!
2、生病在医院打点滴，一排椅子坐满了，有一伙计觉的滴的慢，就逮着调速的滚轮调。。。
调了一会没反应，他旁边的说话了：我艹，我说这么疼，你调的我的!
3、今天坐公交车，在车上见一女神级别的女生站在售票机面前掏包包，半天没拿出钱来，就在我正准备上去帮他投票，顺便搭讪的时候，女神对司机说：我身上只有4毛钱了。
Put your feet in把脚放进去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher shar*. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
一个女学生坐在座位上，嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里，被老师发现了。“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”
On a trip to Disney World in Florida,
my husband and I and our two children
笑话，是流传于民间的，就当今社会，每天都有很多笑话出现，有心人如果收集，我想将来一定会有价值，同时丰富了笑话的宝库。以下是小编为大家收集的英语小笑话（精选25篇），欢迎阅读，希望大家能够喜欢。
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out.This student got back his test and $64 change.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。
