愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)

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愚人节的英语故事1

  In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcastin black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared onthe news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could converttheir existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull anylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate theprocess.

  Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts onlycommenced in Swedenon April 1,1970.

愚人节的英语故事2

  Sports Illustrated published a story abouta new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets.His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record.Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he hadmastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monasteryunder theguidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fanscelebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, andSports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information.

  In realitythis legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of thearticle, George Plimpton.

愚人节的英语故事3

  April Fools’ Day is on the first day of April, which is a day for people to make fun of each other. Some people figure out all the ways to play jokes, such as getting married, which surely shocks everybody. But some jokes are not acceptable, such as *. Some teenagers want to attract more people’s attention, so they play the joke that they feel negative about life and want to end their lives. When their friends call police and finally realize that it is a joke, they will be very angry.

  No matter what kind of joke we play, we should not cross the line and make others worried. The meaning of Fools’ Day is to let people feel eased from the great pressure. Playing joke is the effective way, but we must keep the rules.


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愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展1)

——快乐的愚人节故事 (菁华5篇)

快乐的愚人节故事1

  愚人节很有趣,许多人就是这么想的。

  自*课上,趁老师不在,班里变成了“菜市场”,一个声音高叫着:“老师来啦……”班里变得鸦雀无声。那个叫老师来的童鞋狂笑,我们觉得莫名其妙,只见外面只有空荡荡的走廊,哪来的老师?童鞋边笑边说:“哈哈,这都骗得了。”我们只是一笑而过,继续“菜市场”活动。又一个声音高叫着:“老师来啦……”我可不吃这一套,但还是有些糊涂蛋停了嘴,那位童鞋又哈哈大笑:“真白痴,这都不知道。”有些停嘴的同学白了他一眼,继续“菜市场”活动,忽然又来一个声音,但很紧张:“老,老……老师来啦!”我们不以为然,忽然出现了个恐怖的黑影,沉重的脚步声。老师驾到!班里不是鸦雀无声,而是哑口无言,吓得有些童鞋的脸,那个白呦!愚人节啊……(万利文学)

  在车上,有人对我说:“你睡过站啦……”“……不是吧”我张惶地看看外面,咦?没有啊,还没到!只见后面人都大笑起来:“小朋友,你被骗了……”我气得想砍人了,但想想现在不是愚人节吗?开点玩笑算得了什么?我也笑了,但总觉得想砍了这班人……

  愚人节好有趣啊!你们觉得呢?

快乐的愚人节故事2

  人生哲学更需要的是自己去挖掘`体验和感悟,而奔就是这样!春雨下在蒙蒙地下,"唰唰唰唰"的,真好听。让人笑喷的愚人节短信初中的考试也许在大人们的眼里,简直是比天还要重要。沉重的书包压抑着稚弱的肩膀,有限的大脑储存着那些实则深奥但却无用的知识,三点一线的生活是我最大的依仗;

  如果今天晚上有颗星星掉下来砸到了你的头上请不要担心,这是我托神仙送给你的礼物,从此你就会过着无忧无虑的幸福生活,因为―傻掉了。

  量窗量床又量墙,跳上床量窗,靠住墙量床,墙比张床长,床又比窗长,窗长不过床,床又长不过墙,所以墙比床比窗长,读不顺就去撞墙。

  坦白说我很喜欢你,你的眼神,走路的姿势,快乐的神情,撒娇的可爱甚至你睡觉的样子,我都着迷!可最让我生气的是你不逮耗子,还老掉毛!

  那天看到你在超市闲逛。你把手伸进能验价格的机器,结果显示:猪蹄8元,你以为机器出了问题,把头伸了进去,我一看差点笑死:猪头18元!

  有人对我说:“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!!我是了解你的!!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!

  一天咱俩来到一口许愿井旁,我弯下腰许了一个愿还往井里扔个硬币,你也想许愿但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里,我被惊呆了,喃喃自语道:还真灵嘿!

  刚开始当我拿着食物喂它们时,它们就快迅的躲进一个大贝壳里,我拿走贝壳,它们就四处不停地游;一只蜜蜂和一只雄鹰相比,虽显渺小,可他能传播花粉从而使大自然五彩斑斓。让人笑喷的愚人节短信我们到了以后,叔叔就拿出三本相册,让我和姐姐选16张边框。他一个劲的用胡子扎我的脸蛋,把我扎得又痒又疼!

快乐的愚人节故事3

  几天前,我就在脑海中构思了好几个愚人节愚人方案,准备今天派上用场。可是,愚人节到了,我却把这件事情忘得干干净净。

  今早,一进校门,就感觉气氛有点不对劲,同学们都来得好早呀!怎么一大早都不在教室读书,跑到校门口迎接我们了呢!只见皮宝和瘦猴同学,齐刷刷地看着我的脚下:“哎呀!隗梦迪,你的鞋带开了!”我急忙本能地弯下腰,去系鞋带,只听她们大笑着说:“一拜天地!”我这才反应过来,一拍脑门,啊!怎么忘了,今天是愚人节啊!我起身就要去找她们算账,可是他们哈哈大笑着跑开了,还丢下一句:“愚人节快乐!”继续她们的愚人活动去了。

  被别人愚弄过以后,我就想:“我一定也要愚一下别人!”哈哈,目标来了!只见我们班的杜小牧同学,正慢悠悠地背着书包走进校门,我就对他说:“杜小牧,跟你说件事,老师说,明天的春游改到今天上午了,赶紧回家拿吃的吧!”杜小牧二话不说,背着书包,赶紧撒腿就往回跑!我哈哈大笑:“哈哈!愚人节快乐!”杜小牧这才反应过来!我就看见他的脸从焦急转为青一阵红一阵,张大嘴巴然后又合上了。还好,杜小牧不愧是语文课代表,很有大将风度,没跟我计较,微微一笑,跑去收作业去了。

  几天前就定好的本周六,我们四年级全体同学要去黄河滩春游,我早早地就制定了自己的春游菜谱,可是,下午第二节课下课,只听见大喇叭里传出校长的声音:“明天不上课的老师去做义务劳动。”只见班主任杨老师走进教室,对我们说:“有一个坏消息告诉大家,明天的春游计划取消了,继续上星期一的课。”我多希望老师在宣布完消息之后,再说一句:“祝大家愚人节快乐!刚才的宣布是假的!”等了许久,教室里静得出奇,我都听得见心跳的声音,可是,杨老师接下来一字一顿地说:“请同学们抄今天的家庭作业。”我在心里安慰自己,说不定老师是骗我们的,会给妈妈发短信的。回到家,我急忙查看妈妈的短信,果然有来自校讯通的杨老师短信:“家长朋友您好!学校原定于明天的春游活动取消了,孩子们心情不畅,请您做好孩子的思想工作……”唉!我彻底无语了!(⊙o⊙)哦!天哪!完美的春游计划泡汤了!为什么今天是愚人节!这玩笑开得太大了吧!

  这个愚人节有喜有忧,总有太多太多的意外,让人防不胜防啊!

快乐的愚人节故事4

  随着午夜十二点钟声的敲响,我迎来了2014年4月1日,当时我们寝室的四个人都已经上了床,除了我以外其余三人全睡的正香。那个时刻正是愚人节到来的一刹那,于是我马上展开我筹划了一个多月的愚人节行动。我拿起了藏在我枕边的手机,播通了我寝室的坐机,随着“铃铃”的几声电话铃,三位室友纷纷醒来,露出了奇怪的表情,“是什么人这么晚打电话!”一位室友还这样喊道。最后,床离电话最*的那位室友下床去接电话,正当他拿起电话的那一刹那,我挂掉了手机,几秒钟后,我对着三位面面相觑的室友说了句:“各位,愚人节快乐。”那位接电话的室友便哼道:“常彬啊,你的预言真的会实现!”不错,我的预言是会实现,我早就在愚人节到来之前的几天,告诉我的室友们,我会在愚人节这一天把全班弄个底朝天,而且越到愚人节快要结束的时候,我的手段将越狠。起初他们还不信,现在他们终该信了!我对他们说道:“精彩的还在后头呢,不过后头的礼物,我是一件也不准备给你们留了,你们年就等着和我一起看笑话吧!”然后,我们四个便怀着期待的心情笑着进入梦乡。

快乐的愚人节故事5

  害过了几个男生,该害女生了,昨天上午我们班总共有四节课,前面两节是*现代文学史课,在教学楼的教室里上,后两节是体育课,在学校操场上。当我们离开教学楼赶到操场上,我便立即给我们班两位女生发了一则同样的短信,告诉她们另一位女生的身份证掉在教学楼,让他们帮忙去领。然后我又马不停蹄的给我孝感的表姐发了一个短信:“听说我们班今天体育课不上了,你去通知我们班其他女生。”搅的她们晕头转向。发完后,我马上得到先两位女生给我的回复,原来我说的掉身份证的那位女生今天由于要排练健美操,请了假,没有来上课,我的戏法骗不了她们。不过说到请假,我倒是想起了今天有另两位女同学偷懒不来上体育课,我便要惩罚惩罚这个逃课虫,给她们发了个短信,告诉她们体育老师突然要点名,没有到的一律扣*时成绩,要她们必须一分钟内赶到。再接下来,发生了什么事,不忍写,读者不忍看,从寝室到操场,即使只花五分钟跑到,也会累的趴下。为了补偿她们,我便在下了体育课以后,告诉她们一个好消息,我们班的学*委员的一位亲戚送来了几箱李子和芒果,她准备分给大家,让她们上学*委员寝室去抢,接着我又把这个好消息通过短信的形式告诉了另两位女生。其实,这也是我愚人节的礼物,也是我早都策划好的,不过,想起先前通通知的两位女生已经被我愚过了,这是第二次了。后通知的两位女生还只是第愚,便觉得有点不公*,于是又给它们发了个短信:“有个红衣男子声称捡到了你们寝室的东西,现正在你们楼下,你们下去看看。”发完这条短信,我还在暗自得意,她们寝室可是在七楼啊!可惜的是,我没有料到我发的太早了,当时她们还在回寝室的路上,这一招自然没有得逞。我也便气得给将*十位女生发了同样一条短信,说中午辅导员要来检查寝室卫生,任何人中午不得外出,也不得午休。不过,由于之前几位女生被我害的事情很快给传开,所以,这次我又没有得逞。不过,我是不会罢休的,还只是中午,愚人节只过了一半而已,我打算先在我们班沉默一段时间,让大家以为我已经招数用尽,然后再在晚上来个致命突袭!


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展2)

——愚人节的爱情故事 (菁华3篇)

愚人节的爱情故事1

  多久了,已经没法记得了。

  男人遇到女人是在一个冬天的早上,银装素裹的美景带着萧瑟。他正专注的画着眼前的景,当他画完之时,他回头发现了在身后一直静静的站着的女人。她很美,这是他的第一印象。“你是画家?你的画真美。”“是嘛,不过我觉得你比画更美。”两人相视,同时笑了起来。

  人的感觉就是这样,只在那一个瞬间,一个对眼。注定纠缠。

  恋人,对于外人来说,这个词用在他们的身上太过于仓促了,但是他们自己觉得不会,爱一个人就是在一瞬间。感情升华得很快,男人爱女人的知性和感性,女人爱男人的才华和情意。

  男人真的没有想到,身为一个画家为何还会遭此劫难。当警察冲进他的住所将他带走时,他还没有来得及跟女人说明。这是个权势社会,他终于明白这个结论为何会得出。男人是个有才华的画家,他的画充满了灵性,很多人求他一画。可是,前不久的他倔强的拒绝了一个二世祖的要求。他有着自己的傲气,他不愿自己的画沾满着污秽。恐怖,无助,这是踏进看管所的第一印象。一个个面带狰狞的人一拳一脚的落在了他的身上。当他再一次的醒来之时,行走已经成为了过去。他成了一个废人,废的不只是他的身也有着他的才华。他发现他再也无法画出以前那样灵动的画了。他被废了身被废了傲。在这个世界上,他就是个废人,配不上他深爱的那个女人。

  “需要告诉她这件事情吗?”

  “反正没有多少人知道这件事情,让她认为我已经死了吧!”

  “可是,你”

  “别说了,我已经配不上她了,从此在这个世界上已经没有我了”

  “其实,你何必呢,你可以放下你的傲气,你不是伟人,也许她可以接受你的,”

  “但是,我接受不了自己,接受不了她爱上这样狼狈的我”

  “你会后悔的,你这是在逼走她,逼她走向他人”

  “只要她幸福,没有什么不可以”

  出狱后的他,没有了往来的朝气,有的只是那无奈。在和朋友说着这些话时,又有谁能发现他的心在绞着痛。

  果然,女人成了新娘,却不是他的。

  这是一场什么样的婚礼,隆重也不隆重,朴素也不朴素。在这一声声的祝福中,在这一个个微笑,一个个背影之后,有着一个男人。那个男人拄着一根拐杖,没有人注意到他,也没有人感受到他身躯的颤抖。“你穿上了婚纱,手上戴上了别人的戒指,你终于成了别人的女人。”男人的语言中带着无奈,带着惋惜却也带着一些欣慰。看着婚礼台上女人的笑,其实,一切还好,只是站在他身边的不是自己而已。他转身离去,他的泪不住的流出,口中总是喃喃着“你终于成了别人的女人”。

愚人节的爱情故事2

  “叮铃铃,叮铃铃”清脆而美妙的声音,小惠站起身,跌跌撞撞的奔向门口,整理好自己的衣袖。静静的等在那。

  “你好,送货。”熟悉的声音,掩盖不住自己的喜悦。小惠笑了笑接过快递员手中的物品。闻了闻。细细凉凉的枝条,刺刺的花蕊。“请签收”,小惠拿过快递员手中的笔,快递员拿着笔头牵引着他的手,停了下来,点了点,“签这里就可以”。“嗯,好的”她有些微脸红,签下了名字后,摸索着走入了屋内。她拿起似乎早已准备好的玻璃瓶,没有丝毫犹豫将手中的花插入了瓶口,又轻轻地放下。*在房间里,让花香掩埋了她的思念,掩埋了她的悲伤。

  如果有人在这,一定会惊奇的发现这里到处都是火红色的玫瑰花。每一束花里面都放着一张卡片,字迹一样,但每一张的内容不同。同样的方向,同样的位置,没有人动过这些卡片。她也看不到卡片的字。在一个不起眼的角落,一张定格美好的相片,相拥的亲吻的男女,灿烂的笑容。

  “喂,小伙子,又给小惠家送快递呀。”送完快递的快递员正要离开,邻旁的人向她打了声招呼。“是呀,没办法,每个礼拜一份快递呀,而且必须准时送到,必须是星期三的下午的一点十四分。好了,阿姨,我得走了,拜拜”露出一丝无奈,离开了

  回到家中,快递员把帽子衣物脱去了,一个清秀的小伙子。拿起桌上的杯子,坐下,喝着水,看着桌上放着的相片,一大一小的男孩肩并肩相拥而笑。他的眉头蹙起,掩饰不了他的悲伤,“哥,她过得很好,我每个礼拜都会在规定的时间将玫瑰花送到她的手上。她很开心。你在天国好吗?”站起身来,摘了屋内的一朵玫瑰,闻了闻。满屋的玫瑰,满屋的与小惠屋里一样的玫瑰。

  将镜头渐渐地靠*卡片,在卡片的左上角写着:爱着小惠的365天,在卡片的右下角写着:来自天国的玫瑰。在每张卡片的内容中有着一句:爱你一生一世。

愚人节的爱情故事3

  “我爱你!”在午夜十二点的时候一条短信震醒了小乔。

  小乔眼睛都没睁开,拿起,眯着眼睛,看了短信,发短信的人正是她喜欢了很久的男生,只是小乔不敢表白,可是现在却只差一句话了。小乔激动啊,眼睛睁得大大的,困意全无,她屏住呼吸,回了一条短信:

  “其实,我也爱你!只是因为我不敢说,我们交往,好吗?”看着短信发出去的小乔,心里激动着,也安心了许多,躺下身就睡了。

  第二天。“下学后,在操场的后门见。”小乔在上课的时候,收到了明浩的短信,可是明浩却没有来上课,这时小乔很疑惑,一天都在看着那个空空的座位终于熬到了放学,小乔高兴地跑到了地点,等着心仪男生的到来,想着他到来之后,即将发生的一切一切

  时间一分一秒的过去了,四点,四点半,五点,五点半,小乔还是在原地等待,像一塑雕像一样,眼睛发直。

  “你说那会不会还在等明浩啊?”一个男生嘲笑地说。

  “她一定会等的,哈哈,她和傻子没什么区别!咱明浩大帅哥怎么会看上她?”另一个男生斜视了一眼小乔说道。

  “哈哈,今天是愚人节啊!,一个男生走到小乔面前说,“她不会是真傻吧?竟然还在等?”他推了一下旁边的那个男生。

  “我看也是傻了,我告诉你,明浩是不会喜欢你的,他今天是逗你玩的,耍耍你罢了!”旁边的男生紧跟着说道。

  “不,他会来的,他答应我了,他说他会来的,他说他爱我,我相信他!”小乔自言自语着。

  “想明浩想疯了吧?他现在不定抱着那个正亲热呢!谁会想到你啊?不自量力!哼!”一个男生瞥了一眼小乔拉着另一个男生走了。

  “你会来的,对吗?你不会骗我的,是吧?”小乔眼神发呆,紧握着手里打给明浩无数个的电话,像是怕听不见一样。

  7点半了,明浩还是没有来,小乔绝望了,“我真傻!他明明是骗我的,明明今天是愚人节!我竟然这么好骗!一句话等了他几个小时,呵呵。真傻!”小乔一边走,一边自言自语着。

  小乔心有不甘,在大街上徘徊了好久,直到天已经完全黑透,她死心了。

  “小乔,等了我好久吧?”在小乔的背后突然想起了一个声音。

  “是你吗?你耍了我,难道还想让我给你说谢谢?”小乔转过身来,看着眼前的明浩。

  “对不起,我我。爱你!”明浩低着头。

  “今天愚人节,说完了吗?”小乔眼里充满了泪水。

  “小乔,和你说一个事情,我希望你不要害怕,因为我不想害你,我只是想和你说说话,说完我就走,好吗?”明浩诚恳地说道。

  “说吧!”

  “我喜欢你,我没有耍你,今天是愚人节,可是今天不说以后就没有机会了,我的肉体在医院里面,而灵魂在你这里,我也不知道这是为什么,可能是因为我爱你吧!呵呵,你一定会想,我是怎么爱的呢?你傻,真的太傻了,总是藏在后面,你以为自己是护花使者吗?老是跟踪我!以为我不知道,其实,你每次送我回家后,我都会跟在你的后面把你送回去,不知道了吧?哈哈,也许,我就是从那个时候开始爱的,第一次这么的爱一个人,这么小心的去爱,可是却没有机会了。”明浩说的很坦然。

  “你怎么了?为什么说出这种话?你吓到我了!!你骗我,我并不在意,也不会生气,只是你能别吓我吗?好吗?”小乔眼睛一眨一眨的。

  “我没有,小乔!今天没来上学,昨天晚上的短信,还有,今天下午你见不到我,这不是我的恶作剧!”

  “我想我懂了,明浩,我爱你!真的很爱你!呵呵,原来你也是爱我的!你有机会,我们都有机会!呵呵”小乔高声喊着。

  “呵呵,我想没有机会去爱你了,我马上就要死了,呵呵,去医院看看我,好吗?,记着!愚人节这天,我没有骗你!我永远都不会骗你!我爱你!再见!”明浩最后一滴眼泪落在了地上。

  “是的,我也爱你”,小乔眼里夹杂着泪水微笑着说。

  到了医院的小乔找到了明浩的房间,那时,明浩已经不在了,护士给小乔一个戒指和一个卡片,说是明浩生前给他的。

  小乔戴上戒指,发现戒指是一对的,另一个还在明浩的`身上,卡片里的内容只有一句话:

  老婆,我爱你!愚人节的那天不是愚人节,而是我们相守的纪念。


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展3)

——愚人节搞笑的故事 (菁华3篇)

愚人节搞笑的故事1

  这个恶作剧有个“致命”弱点,愚人者必须用若肉计。

  父亲巴利决心实施“报复”计划。(其实,这正是小家伙们期望的,他们总希能有些意外的事情发生。)“我和贝蒂像正常一样把孩子们弄醒,”巴利说:“孩子们好不容易才穿戴整齐,(其实,他们只睡了四个小时,难怪个个都睡得眼惺松 )。一看时钟(我和贝蒂把时间调快了整整四个小时),已经7点了,他们赶快吃完早餐,准备上学。我和贝蒂再也忍不住了。‘唰’的一声,贝蒂打开了窗帘,外面还是漆黑一团。玻璃上写着几个大字:‘现在时间--三点整。愚人节快乐!’小家伙们这才发现上当了。”

愚人节搞笑的故事2

  今天是4月1日愚人节,哈哈,往日我为了做一个诚实的孩子,就没说过谎话,今天,终于能大骗一场,当一回“江湖大骗”了。

  先把谁当作“试验品”呢,我深思熟虑,对了,就班长小红吧,谁叫她*常总爱向老师打我小报告,今天,嘿嘿,看我不整死她。早上在校车上,我对她说:“喂!昨天老师的短信收到了没?”“什么短信啊?”她一脸无辜的问我。看她那样子,我感到非常好笑,但我咬住嘴唇,强忍住了笑。“就是,就是昨天词语还要抄三遍,该不会你没抄吧!”她听了,显然害怕极了,忙问我:“我怎么没收到,完了完了,这下语文老师要好好批评我一下了。”我把手搭到她肩上,假装可怜的说:“唉,默默地为你祈祷,希望老师不会劈了你。”

  到了学校,第一节就是语文课,她显然非常害怕,远远的我就看到她大腿在颤抖着,使我不禁笑出了声,下课了,她才发现自己被耍了,忙跑我来“杀”我,嘻嘻,还好我有先见之明——跑!边跑我还边说:“今天是愚人节,该不会你不知道吧!”她停住了跑,说:“好像是诶,为什么我刚才没想到,被愚了!”

  嘻嘻,今天这个愚人节真有趣!

愚人节搞笑的故事3

  说好的,今天娟去男友*家。刚走到门口,就听到屋里有说话声。她觉得不对啊,因为他明明说今天他家里没有人的。于是,娟放慢了脚步。她想听听是谁在说话。她把耳朵贴在门上。屋里的说话声已经很清楚了。原来是一男一女的对话。娟听出来了,不是*的父母的声音。那是谁呢?她想听个究竟。

  只听女的柔声柔气地说:我好想你啊。男的非常温柔地说:我也是啊。女的似乎很着急地说:快点抱着我。男的也很着急地说:好,我这就抱着你。娟气坏了,因为她听出来了,那个男的就是*。她使劲地敲门。她恨不得立刻冲进屋去,狠狠地打*几个耳光,然后再讽刺几句那个女的。屋里又出现了混乱的声音。娟想,我这回抓住你了,谁也甭想跑。过了好一会,门才开。她看见了*讨好的笑脸。但是她没理他。还是一脸怒气的`她,开始四下里找那个女人。结果,她连阳台都找了,哪里有什么人。娟气愤地对*说:把人交出来。人,什么人?*仍然是满脸带笑。别装了,什么没有,我明明听到了屋里有一个女人的说话声。看着娟要急哭的样子,*拿出一个录音机,不一会里面就传出了刚才的声音。原来是*和他的好友的杰作。她脸上的怒气还是没消。*笑着说:今天是愚人节,开个玩笑。

  这天,娟在路上遇到了过去的男同学刚。她请刚到家里去作客。刚不去,说:*这个人醋劲大。要是遇上了怎么办?娟很有把握地说:他又没说今天来,所以他肯定不会来。于是,刚就和娟来到了娟家。不一会,娟和刚就听到了敲门声。娟说:听这动静,肯定是*。怎么办?刚说:我躲起来。娟说:这么小的地方去哪里躲。那么,我就从这楼上跳下去。娟说:这是五层,你怎么跳?这时敲门声更急了。突然,娟想起了一个办法。于是小声对刚说了。刚说:也只好这样办了。

  这时,*听见屋子里传出一男一女的说话声。我好想你啊。我也好想你啊。快抱抱我。好,我这就抱你。*在外面一听,就笑了,今天也不是愚人节,干吗开这样的玩笑。再说了,重复别人的玩笑,也没有什么意思了。*下定决心了,决不给这样低档的玩笑以重视。刚想到这,扭头就走了。娟从门的猫眼看着远去的*,笑着对刚说:怎么样?刚一边抹着头上的汗,一边说:我还是赶快走吧。

  等*再回来时,刚已经走了。娟问他:刚才你是不是来过了?*肯定地说:没有,没有。娟装着沉思的样子说:不对,刚才明明有人敲门,不是你又是谁呢?*不耐烦地说:今天不是愚人节。娟不好意思地笑了:我怎么忘了这事呢?


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展4)

——快乐的愚人节故事6篇

  人生哲学更需要的是自己去挖掘`体验和感悟,而奔就是这样!春雨下在蒙蒙地下,"唰唰唰唰"的,真好听。让人笑喷的愚人节短信初中的考试也许在大人们的眼里,简直是比天还要重要。沉重的书包压抑着稚弱的肩膀,有限的大脑储存着那些实则深奥但却无用的知识,三点一线的生活是我最大的依仗;

  如果今天晚上有颗星星掉下来砸到了你的头上请不要担心,这是我托神仙送给你的礼物,从此你就会过着无忧无虑的幸福生活,因为―傻掉了。

  量窗量床又量墙,跳上床量窗,靠住墙量床,墙比张床长,床又比窗长,窗长不过床,床又长不过墙,所以墙比床比窗长,读不顺就去撞墙。

  坦白说我很喜欢你,你的眼神,走路的姿势,快乐的神情,撒娇的可爱甚至你睡觉的样子,我都着迷!可最让我生气的是你不逮耗子,还老掉毛!

  那天看到你在超市闲逛。你把手伸进能验价格的机器,结果显示:猪蹄8元,你以为机器出了问题,把头伸了进去,我一看差点笑死:猪头18元!

  有人对我说:“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!!我是了解你的!!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!

  一天咱俩来到一口许愿井旁,我弯下腰许了一个愿还往井里扔个硬币,你也想许愿但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里,我被惊呆了,喃喃自语道:还真灵嘿!

  刚开始当我拿着食物喂它们时,它们就快迅的躲进一个大贝壳里,我拿走贝壳,它们就四处不停地游;一只蜜蜂和一只雄鹰相比,虽显渺小,可他能传播花粉从而使大自然五彩斑斓。让人笑喷的愚人节短信我们到了以后,叔叔就拿出三本相册,让我和姐姐选16张边框。他一个劲的用胡子扎我的脸蛋,把我扎得又痒又疼!

  几天前,我就在脑海中构思了好几个愚人节愚人方案,准备今天派上用场。可是,愚人节到了,我却把这件事情忘得干干净净。

  今早,一进校门,就感觉气氛有点不对劲,同学们都来得好早呀!怎么一大早都不在教室读书,跑到校门口迎接我们了呢!只见皮宝和瘦猴同学,齐刷刷地看着我的脚下:“哎呀!隗梦迪,你的鞋带开了!”我急忙本能地弯下腰,去系鞋带,只听她们大笑着说:“一拜天地!”我这才反应过来,一拍脑门,啊!怎么忘了,今天是愚人节啊!我起身就要去找她们算账,可是他们哈哈大笑着跑开了,还丢下一句:“愚人节快乐!”继续她们的愚人活动去了。

  被别人愚弄过以后,我就想:“我一定也要愚一下别人!”哈哈,目标来了!只见我们班的杜小牧同学,正慢悠悠地背着书包走进校门,我就对他说:“杜小牧,跟你说件事,老师说,明天的春游改到今天上午了,赶紧回家拿吃的吧!”杜小牧二话不说,背着书包,赶紧撒腿就往回跑!我哈哈大笑:“哈哈!愚人节快乐!”杜小牧这才反应过来!我就看见他的脸从焦急转为青一阵红一阵,张大嘴巴然后又合上了。还好,杜小牧不愧是语文课代表,很有大将风度,没跟我计较,微微一笑,跑去收作业去了。

  几天前就定好的本周六,我们四年级全体同学要去黄河滩春游,我早早地就制定了自己的春游菜谱,可是,下午第二节课下课,只听见大喇叭里传出校长的声音:“明天不上课的老师去做义务劳动。”只见班主任杨老师走进教室,对我们说:“有一个坏消息告诉大家,明天的春游计划取消了,继续上星期一的课。”我多希望老师在宣布完消息之后,再说一句:“祝大家愚人节快乐!刚才的宣布是假的!”等了许久,教室里静得出奇,我都听得见心跳的声音,可是,杨老师接下来一字一顿地说:“请同学们抄今天的家庭作业。”我在心里安慰自己,说不定老师是骗我们的,会给妈妈发短信的。回到家,我急忙查看妈妈的短信,果然有来自校讯通的杨老师短信:“家长朋友您好!学校原定于明天的春游活动取消了,孩子们心情不畅,请您做好孩子的思想工作……”唉!我彻底无语了!(⊙o⊙)哦!天哪!完美的春游计划泡汤了!为什么今天是愚人节!这玩笑开得太大了吧!

  这个愚人节有喜有忧,总有太多太多的意外,让人防不胜防啊!

  随着午夜十二点钟声的敲响,我迎来了2014年4月1日,当时我们寝室的四个人都已经上了床,除了我以外其余三人全睡的正香。那个时刻正是愚人节到来的一刹那,于是我马上展开我筹划了一个多月的愚人节行动。我拿起了藏在我枕边的手机,播通了我寝室的坐机,随着“铃铃”的几声电话铃,三位室友纷纷醒来,露出了奇怪的表情,“是什么人这么晚打电话!”一位室友还这样喊道。最后,床离电话最*的那位室友下床去接电话,正当他拿起电话的那一刹那,我挂掉了手机,几秒钟后,我对着三位面面相觑的室友说了句:“各位,愚人节快乐。”那位接电话的室友便哼道:“常彬啊,你的预言真的会实现!”不错,我的预言是会实现,我早就在愚人节到来之前的几天,告诉我的室友们,我会在愚人节这一天把全班弄个底朝天,而且越到愚人节快要结束的时候,我的手段将越狠。起初他们还不信,现在他们终该信了!我对他们说道:“精彩的还在后头呢,不过后头的礼物,我是一件也不准备给你们留了,你们年就等着和我一起看笑话吧!”然后,我们四个便怀着期待的心情笑着进入梦乡。

  四月一日清晨六时,我早早的爬了起来,梳洗完毕后便拆开了头一晚买的一筒夹心饼干,我拆饼干干什么,不是给自己吃的,而是将每块饼干从中撇开,用勺子将中间夹的奶油刮去,再将牙膏、胡椒粉等东西涂了进去,然后带在身上来到了我们班班长的寝室门前,我的目的是要让他们吃饼干,可是如果单只让他们吃饼干,未免还太便宜了他们。当时还是六点半,起床号已经想过,但我相信他们一定还在睡梦当中,便一边敲着他们寝室的门一边模仿着宿舍管理员的声音喊道:“文学院查寝!”可是试了两遍,他们寝室里仍然没有反应,于是我便抬高了声音喊道:“这个寝室没有人,一定是四个人集体夜不归宿,记下来,上报!”紧接着他们寝室里便传出一片紧张的起床的声音,然后门一开,仅仅只穿了一条裤子的我们的体育委员从门内出现了,见到我后呆了一下,才说道:“常彬,你在干什么?”我便对他说道:“愚人节快乐!”于是他的脸上便显出一副无奈的笑:“我今天是破天荒的起这么早!都是你!”正说着,我背在身后的两手便偷偷的用手机播通了他们寝室的座机,正当他转过身准备去接时,我又将电话一按,然后接下来他的表情是可想而知的……我便说道:“为了补偿你们,我把我的早餐分点给你们吧。”便拿出了那一袋牙膏加胡椒夹心饼干,给了他们寝室的同学。只见他们寝室的几个人一哄而上,抢起了饼干,接着怎么样,我想我不用说,各位读者也应该可以想到。

  早在愚人节前的几天里,我就开始计划着跟妈妈开个玩笑。我苦思冥想,终于想出了几个方案:要么把隐形墨水滴在妈妈的衣服上,要么把玩具蛇放进妈妈的被窝里,要么……不行不行,这样的做法都有了先例,妈妈肯定不会上当的。

  为了找到更好的办法,我去了一家EG商店(恶搞商店)。一圈转下来,并没有什么收获。刚想离开,突然一张奇异的贺卡映入了我的眼帘。贺卡的形状像一股烟的轮廓,上面还写着:快打开我吧!我小心翼翼的打开贺卡,从里面弹出了一条毛毛虫,还发出了它在树叶上爬的声音和吐唾液的声音,真是恶心极了。我眉头一皱,计上心来:亲爱的妈妈大人,就让这条可爱的毛毛虫跟你一起共度愚人节吧!回到家我将贺卡贴在妈妈爱看的《笑话16则》里。为了安全起见,我还特地将书的封面压*,以保证万无一失。直到做完这一切,我才放心的离去了。

  晚上,我做完作业,妈妈还在干家务。这时的我,早已把恶搞妈妈的是给忘到九霄云外去了。看到《笑话16则》,我随手一翻,竟被书中的毛毛虫吓得大叫了一声,妈妈看见了,赶紧跑过来。她看了看贺卡,又看了看我狼狈的表情,不禁哈哈大笑起来:“你想捉弄别人,没想到自己倒成了受害者,哈哈哈......”

  唉,一招不慎满盘皆输啊!

  今天是4月1日,也就是“愚人节”。每到这时,总能发现发同学们的脸上都流露既兴奋又紧张的表情,兴奋能看到好戏了,紧张自己万一成为好戏的“主角”了。并且,如果哪个人没有被整到的话,那可太对不起那些费尽心思恶作剧的人了。果然,这个“黑色星期四”里,我们班的同学抓住了这个机会,个个都露出了“原形”,恶魔样一个接一个的恶作剧。我就给大家讲一个好玩的恶作剧吧!

  早上我匆匆赶到学校,说话声此起彼伏:“你的鞋带松啦!”“我穿的是皮鞋,拿来的鞋带啊!”“你的书掉了!”“哪里啊?”“哈,你被骗啦。”……趁老师还没来的时候,同学们偷偷策划了个“阴谋”。不一会,上课铃响了。数学杨老师来了,刚没走几步。同学们异口同声地喊道:“老师,这节是语文课,刚刚换课啦!”说着,几个同学还装模作样地把数学书收了起来,一脸无辜的样子。“真的?”杨老师看了看课程表,疑惑地问我们。忽然好像想起了什么,得意地说:“哼哼,我知道今天是什么日子了,你们别想骗我哟!”姜还是老的辣,我们的“诡计”一下子就被识破了,同学们不甘心地说:“嘿!老师你别得意,我们可是很机灵的哦!还有,愚人节快乐!”“哈哈哈……”

  虽然愚人节的这次恶作剧失败了,但同学们一点都不失望,为什么?因为这才只是个开头,好戏还在后头呢!瞧,那边又开始了……


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展5)

——愚人节主题方案 (菁华3篇)

  活动主题:

  假面party

  活动时间:

  xx年4月1号

  活动地点:

  xx酒吧

  活动商家:

  xx公司

  活动人员:

  xx公司职工和公司会员

  愚人节酒吧活动策划方案的构想:

  春天,看那花丛中的蝴蝶,飘逸飞舞,那是一种脱变的美丽,正是自己不怕脱变的痛苦,才成就的美丽。在你戴上蝴蝶面具的那一刻,你就已经成为了全场最美的蝴蝶仙子。

  在愚人节当晚,你、我、他一起来快乐过着假面Party活动,女士们佩戴着美丽的蝴蝶面具,男士们戴上奢靡的面具聚在一起。面具掩盖了大家的真实身份,不需要顾虑,这个夜晚是属于我们的,音乐、美酒,这是一场快乐的夜宴。

  隔着面具,彼此留下神秘朦胧的一面,让人期待。

  摘掉面具,彼此赢得真诚珍贵的记忆,让人珍惜。

  愚人节酒吧活动流程:

  一、场景营造

  1、在酒吧场外摆放公司咨询台和摆放愚人节活动展报。

  2、在场内舞台上放置一个带有公司logo的面具作为主题。

  3、在场内各区域悬挂带有蝴蝶图安的气球作为装饰点缀物。

  4、全场所有工作人员佩戴活动面具。

  二、愚人节酒吧活动内容

  1、晚上21点开始,开场白,同时对公司作第二季的简短宣传。(10分钟)

  2、道具派发。(10分钟)

  3、小游戏。(20分钟)

  4、节目表演。(10分钟)

  5、评选晚会化装奖(男女)。(10分钟)

  6、小游戏(或节目)。(10分钟)

  7、男士邀请女士跳舞。(20分钟)

  8、自由活动。(30分钟)

  9、评选活动最靓美女奖,最酷帅哥奖。(10分钟)

  10、抽奖环节。(20分钟)

  11、众人合影(20分钟)

  12、活动party结束。

  三、愚人节酒吧活动策划方案中的小游戏

  1、酱油可乐

  三个人一组,三个透明的玻璃杯主持人三杯都装的是酱油,然后和大家说里面一杯是酱油两杯是可乐,看谁最倒霉,谁喝了酱油后要装着是可乐一样,不能被人看出。每人一口,然后盖上布再调换位置。如果,哪一位坚持不下去,便要爱到处罚。

  2、牙膏夹心饼

  自由时间整人环节,把夹心饼拆封,小心地拨开两片饼干,去掉原来的夹心,拿出牙膏,挤出适量至饼中,不要太多了。最后加以黏合,尽量做得逼真像样。只需将之放至明显处,准备几片原始的夹心饼,真真假假,自然而然就有人光顾品尝了。这叫姜太公钓鱼,愿者上钩。

  愚人节可以让人抛开诚实,尽情的说假话的一天,愚人节酒吧活动策划方案里便应该要加入这些元素,让这个活动更加应节,更加有意义。

  愚人节是愚弄人的节日,也是娱乐、愉快的一天,正是娱乐活动策划适合选择的节日。愚人节有什么酒吧活动策划方案,可以让这个活动办得完美,让每一个人都拥有一个快乐的夜晚。

  活动时间:20xx年4月1号(星期五)

  活动地点:某某酒吧

  活动商家:某某公司

  活动人员:某某公司职工和公司会员

  愚人节酒吧活动策划方案的构想:

  春天是充满生机的季节,在这个春天里有您的支持我们信心抖擞,将努力为您提供更好的服务。为了感谢您对本公司的支持,本公司邀请您参加愚人节酒吧活动,将在某某酒吧以蝴蝶为主题,打造一场全新的假面party活动,让你拥有一个快乐的愚人节。

  春天,看那花丛中的蝴蝶,飘逸飞舞,那是一种脱变的美丽,正是自己不怕脱变的痛苦,才成就的美丽。在你戴上蝴蝶面具的那一刻,你就已经成为了全场最美的蝴蝶仙子。

  在愚人节当晚,你、我、他一起来快乐过着假面party活动,女士们佩戴着美丽的蝴蝶面具,男士们戴上奢靡的'面具聚在一起。面具掩盖了大家的真实身份,不需要顾虑,这个夜晚是属于我们的,音乐、美酒,这是一场快乐的夜宴。

  隔着面具,彼此留下神秘朦胧的一面,让人期待。

  摘掉面具,彼此赢得真诚珍贵的记忆,让人珍惜。

  愚人节酒吧活动流程:

  一、场景营造

  1、在酒吧场外摆放公司咨询台和摆放愚人节活动展报。

  2、在场内舞台上放置一个带有公司logo的面具作为主题。

  3、在场内各区域悬挂带有蝴蝶图安的气球作为装饰点缀物。

  4、全场所有工作人员佩戴活动面具。

  二、愚人节酒吧活动内容

  1、晚上21点开始,开场白,同时对公司作第二季的简短宣传。(10分钟)

  2、道具派发。(10分钟)

  3、小游戏。(20分钟)


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展6)

——愚人节的优美句子 (菁华3篇)

  1、某国大地震期间,引发海水倒灌,桥梁毁坏,楼房塌瘫,生灵惨遭涂炭,世界哀怨!有一“渔”人幸免于难,因为他出逃时驾着小船,正捂嘴窃笑把短信翻看!

  2、心满意足请你做夫人,心甘情愿做你的仆人,心诚则灵成为你爱人,心心相印做幸福恋人,心想事成做快乐愚人,老婆人见人爱,你是我的,亲爱的我爱你!

  3、想给你飞去一条祝福的短信,可是我的手机里却没有收藏,只能用**枯的语言默默地对你说了,注意身体,不要太劳累,你就勉强接受吧。愚人节快乐!

  4、1日是愚人节,为了防止大家上当受骗本公司决定放假一天,不扣工资,不扣奖金。特别提醒:这一天请不要出门乱跑。请大家互相转发告知!

  5、你是一个坏孩子,偷人东西不会赔。每天引人把你追,嘻嘻哈哈满天飞。终有一天捉住你,罚你赔偿一辈子。亲爱的,别生气,被你偷心我愿意。只愿爱你每一天,生生世世陪着你。愚人节快乐!

  6、愚公移山,那是古人的;大智若愚,那是高人的;“愚”跃龙门,那是聪明人的;“愚”水之欢,那是别人的;愚人快乐,那是送给你的。今天是你的节日愚人节,你可一定要“愚”快哦!

  7、四月一日愚人节来到,手段高明的骗金骗银骗钞票,喜欢浪漫的骗情骗爱骗拥抱,傻里傻气的骗骗小狗逗逗鸟,实在弱智的上了当还在笑,呆头呆脑的看着手机短信还叫好!

  8、我发短信有讲究,对方是聪明人就整蛊他,幽默人就开涮他,比较迟钝的人,我就提醒他别被整,愚人节到了,收短信要小心,别被整。祝愚人节快乐!

  9、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!愚人节快乐!

  10、这些年你总默默守在我身边,陪我度过一个又一个夜晚,以你宽阔的胸怀包容着我的懒惰我的无礼和我的一切一切,谢谢你,我的*梦思大床!

  11、愚人节将至,捉弄你“愚”心不忍,发条祝福“愚”热一下吧。愿你事业“愚”日千里,没事自“愚”自乐,钞票绰绰有“愚”。“愚”祝你节日快乐!

  12、钱我所欲也,情感亦我所欲也,二者不可兼得,舍钱而取情感也。“愚”我所欲也,熊掌亦我所欲也,二者不可兼得,舍熊掌而取“愚”也。愚人节到了,大家谨防“受骗”哦!

  13、我知道你讲卫生,每次上完厕所都要洗手,而且洗得很仔细。突然一次你没洗,我很奇怪:怎么没洗手?你答曰:这次俺带纸了!愚人节快乐!

  14、专家最*发明了一种多用途电脑盘,该盘软的时候叫软盘,**之后就成为硬盘,将其外衣之后,即可成为一张光盘。愚人节快乐!

  15、今天,把你所遇到的.看到的愚人或者被愚的事情短信发给我,我在晚上选出最有意思的那个,然后为他充100块话费哦,信不信由你!愚人节快乐!

  1、真好!想祝福新年,有元旦节;想祝福春天,有春节;想祝福花好月圆,有元宵节;想祝福情人,有情人节;想祝福美女,有妇女节;想祝福劳动,有五一节;想祝福孩子,有儿童节;想祝福年轻人,有青年节。想祝福你了,哈哈,还有愚人节!愚人节快乐哦!

  2、淡淡的想念,浅浅的情思,好久没有这样好好的想你了,面对你的时候有口难开,不见你的时候心里总是无比惦念!希望这个特别的季节特别的日子送上我特别并且温暖的话语:朋友,愚人节快乐!

  3、嗨,哥们,我有一个办法,能让你住别墅、开好车、拥有花不完的钱,而且还不用上班,不用投资零风险,现在把这个办法告诉你,你可不要告诉别人啊,办法就是:做梦!哈哈,愚人节快乐!

  4、据说,收到朋友愚人节祝福就马上请朋友吃饭的是文艺青年,马上回复的是普通青年,置之不理的是那啥青年。你是?看着办哦!愚人节快乐!

  5、没有你的天空不蓝,少了你的地球不转;你是我们的骄傲,是你让这节日更加美满;此时此刻我向你发来贺电,祝你在你的节日里笑的灿烂:愚人节快乐!

  6、愚人节到了,为了“愚”你同乐,我“愚”重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的“愉”人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心,生活如愚得水!

  7、真好!想祝福新年,有元旦节;想祝福春天,有春节;想祝福花好月圆,有元宵节;想祝福情人,有情人节;想祝福美女,有妇女节;想祝福孩子,有儿童节;想祝福年轻人,有青年节。想祝福你了,哈哈,还有愚人节!愚人节快乐哦!

  8、愚人节到短信多,我的祝福算,收到马上无烦恼,阅读之后痛苦少,转发还能薪水高,群发定会捡钞票。今日愚人节,祝你节日快乐,一切顺心!

  9、做人要留有“愚”地,做事要不遗“愚”力,生活要如“愚”得水,今天我混水摸“愚”,终于找到你这只漏网之“愚”。愚人节快乐!

  10、寻猪启事:本人丢失纯种小白猪一只。特征:聪明伶俐,善解人意,身上带一部手机并在查阅短信,爱猪看过信息后,速给主人回信息!主人现在好想你!

  1、有桩事你也许没注意,你给我的那把牙刷成了我的恩物,每一次使用都得到极大的满足,我要永远使用它,除非你再给我一把。

  2、觉得阳光温暖,是因为你沐浴在阳光里觉得风景很美,是因为你漫步在风景里。别人再重要都只能在我眼里,唯独是你我一直珍藏在心里。

  3、爱你一万年,夸张爱你五千年,无望爱你一千年,荒唐爱你一百年,太长接连爱你年,只要我身体健康,这是我的强项!

  4、上联风在刮,雨在下,我在等你回电话。下联为你生,为你死,为你守候一辈子。横批发错人了。

  5、事业忙碌,让你我疏离知心朋友,却终生难忘漫长岁月,难冲淡友情的酒遥远距离,拉不开思念的手冬去春来,时光流失,你永远是我最好的朋友!

  6、如果我不向你求婚,我会后悔一辈子,因为你是我的惟一。

  7、如果我的爱你不信,那就让它成为弥天大谎,骗你一辈子如果我的爱你不逃,那就让它成为深牢大狱,困你一生一世因为,我想我们一辈子在一起!

  8、我不爱你,是骗你的,是违心的,我真的不想说假话,但是我就是不爱你,就是要骗你,不能让你猜透我的心

  9、我是黑板,你是白粉笔,我们的结合让文字见证我们爱得鲜明我是浮雕石,你是凿石刀,让艺术见证我们爱得深刻!

  10、寻人启事人比黄花瘦,皮子包骨头。脸比城墙厚,炮弹打不透。生来爱吃肉,嘴里有铜臭。脑袋生了锈,衣服有点旧。提供线索有奖,自首有功。愚人节快乐

  11、彩票,愚弄的是爱幻想人的梦股票,愚弄的是爱刺激人的心钞票,愚弄的是爱折腾人的情。愚人节,一毛钱,折腾下你,祝你有票没票都永远开心!

  12、每年这一天,吹牛不用上税,说谎不怕狼追,整人不用开会,表情不怕铺张,说谎言没人理会,说真话合法防卫,不是痴心无悔,就是自我沉醉!愚人节快乐!

  13、请走到最*的电线杆前面,对着上面的野广告大声说“我的病有救了”

  14、唐僧带三个门徒稍做休息时,唐僧到猪八戒*前看后愤然道“你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!”

  15、千万别愚弄俺,俺只是个传说,但为了社会和谐,糊口快乐,沟通感情,“愚”祝你工作愚头愚脑没压力,糊口大智若愚没烦恼,愚人节“愚”民同乐开心笑!


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展7)

——有趣愚人节作文 (菁华3篇)

  4月1日那天下午,我们的何老师一进教室就说:"同学们,告诉你们一个好消息,明天下午我们去黄山去春游!''我们一听,一蹦三尺高!可是一会儿,有的同学却说:"我不信!''老师笑着说:"你不信算了!''

  接着,我们全班的同学都吵吵闹闹,有的问老师;"老师,我们坐什么车过去?''"我们什么时候回来?''老师一一都回答了。可还好有的同学还是不相信,老师说;等伙范老师会说的。''我们听了,都相信了。

  下课了,范老师没来,章老师来布置作业。布置好了后,正准备走,陈慧婕和章和夫都围上去问老师,我们也去问,可章老师却莫名其妙地问:"什么去黄山旅游哦?''我们一听,变不约而同的说:"是何老师说的!''老师说:"他可能是骗你们的!''我们一听,嘴巴张的大大的然后就讨论起来。忽然,章和夫高兴得说:"我知到了,今天是愚人节!''

  哦!原来今天是愚人节啊!

  马上就到愚人节了,听到这个字眼,我就想起了一年前的愚人节。

  一年前,班里的人在愚人节那天都还没反应过来,每个人都在很认真地学*,一个整人的同学也没有。下课后,我们班很文静的一个女生——我的的朋友王帆偷偷递给我一个盒子,说:“这个盒子里是我改良过口味的奥利奥饼干。”我奇怪的问:“什么口味?”她一边笑一边说:“这可是我在今天愚人节*的绿茶口味饼干,是我自己做的。”我恍然大悟:“原来你是想要和我一起分享美食呀!”刚想要伸手去拿着吃时,王帆拦住了我:“不能吃!这是芥末口味的,吃完保准会辣死你!这是我特地给韩旭准备的,*时他老是欺负我,今天我可要好好整他一把!”中午,我看向王帆,她正悄悄地把饼干递给韩旭。王帆看见了我,对我比了个“嘘”的手势。

  中午,我和王帆跟着韩旭,看他吃完饼干后会是什么反应。韩旭正在吃特别辣的鸡翅,辣的他“嘶嘶”地倒抽凉气。突然,他想起了王帆送的“绿茶”饼干,想着甜的饼干吃了可以解辣。他把一块饼干塞进嘴里,立马辣的跳了起来,满脸通红的冲进小商店,抱着一堆冰棒出来了。我们躲在一边偷笑,看韩旭大口大口地把冰棒往嘴里塞。韩旭中午回来时看到王帆,脸都气绿了,恶狠狠地对王帆说:“谁叫你给我的芥末饼干?!”王帆装作无辜的说:“这个饼干是我一朋友给的,我中午也吃了一个。你看,我的脸都被辣紫了!”她立刻转身在脸上掐两把,再憋着气,看起来就像真的被辣着了似的。

  韩旭中了计,气哼哼的走了。我和王帆在一边击掌。

  愚人节真有趣!

  这一天有着不太完美的开头,却有着十分完美的结局。连续着昨天的“与蚊烤柿”,今天一早就“树穴烤柿”,然后还有“阴烤柿”。与那么多“烤柿”为伍,严重影响了我过节的心情。

  自从去年愚人节黄雨轩把“特制”粉笔擦放在门框上,溅了徐老师一脸粉笔灰,害得全班同学写了三篇数学日记,我们就总结出了经验——数学老师不好惹,柿子要捡软的捏。

  温柔的语文张老师浑然不知我们的心思,一切如常:“上课!”我们吃吃地笑了起来:“起立!张老师愚人节快乐!”张老师也笑了,说:“来庆祝一下愚人节吧!今天没有作业!”“Yee!”班级欢呼雀跃,别提有多高兴了!“同学们安静,我先布置一下作业,你们愚了我,我要以其人之道还治其人之身。同学们愚人节快乐!”我们沮丧地看着黑板上密密麻麻的作业,心情如过山车一般。可怜了我的小心脏,姜还是老的辣呀!

  因为这次失败,我们一定要“愚”一下英语周老师。为了让场景更加逼真,你知道同学们有多狠吗?我们把功课表上英语课贴了语文课的小纸片,还拿去文印室复印了一张!文印室老师一眼看穿了我们的小把戏,居然笑眯眯地配合了!等英语老师抱着英语试卷翩翩降临时,我们正捧着语文书卖力地读《茅屋为秋风所破歌》呢!黑板上赫然写着今天要教的语文课题。英语老师果然被蒙了,满脸疑惑地看了看功课表,又看了看黑板。我们七嘴八舌地说:“周老师您走错了,这节是语文课!”英语老师一头雾水,抱着试卷走回办公室。等她恍然大悟,这节课就只剩下20分钟了。啊哈!今天的“阴雨烤柿”要泡汤啦!

  愚人节不但有笑料,还有很多惊喜。*时跑步周赛不是倒数第一就是倒数第二的我们班居然拿了第一!按我们的话讲,就是“开挂了!”而且数学老师告诉我,今天我“树穴烤柿”考了100分!真害怕数学和体育老师相视咧嘴一笑,说:“愚人节快乐!”再给我们一个大大的惊吓!

  小愚怡情,大愚伤情。玩笑不要开得太过分啊!


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展8)

——愚人节的英语作文(精选十篇)

  Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the western customs are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc.

  Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well. Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend.

  First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched.

  So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves. Of course, festivals are just the beginning.

  What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend.

  Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.

  To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent. However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.

  Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the westerncustoms are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc. Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well. Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend. First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched. So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves.

  Of course, festivals are just the beginning. What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend. Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well. To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent.

  However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival. April Fool Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April. We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong. On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home. Then we did some cleaning at home. At night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother. She smiled to us and said "April fools"!

  April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others, No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.

  In the 16 th century, people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid―1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1, so others called them April Fools.

  Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently. In France, people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. When he or she finds this , they shout “April Fish!”

  In England, people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland, April Fools' Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

  In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say, “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see, you are an April Fool then.

  April Fool's Day is the first day of April.The sport of the holiday is to play silly but harmless jokes on family members,co-workers,and friends.A victim of one of these pranks is called an April fool.If one succeeds in tricking someone,one laughs and say,"April Fool".And then the person who has been tricked usually laughs,too.

  This holiday originated in France.When the French first adopted the Gregorian calendar in 1564,some people continued to use the old calendar to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1.These people were called April Fools.The custom of playing tricks on this day became popular in France and then spread to many other countries.April Fool's jokes are as ingenious,humorous,or cruel as the people who perform them.

  愚人节是4月的第一天。这一节日的娱乐就是与家人、同事、朋友开一些无聊的但无害的玩笑。 恶作剧的受害者就被称为愚人。如果有人成功地骗了别人,他会笑着嚷道:“你是愚人。”接着受骗的人通常也会笑起来。

  愚人节起源于法国,法国人于1564年首次采用格列高利历时,有些人仍使用旧历法,在4月1日庆祝新年,这些人就被叫做愚人。在这一天捉弄别人的风俗开始在法国流行起来,接着就传到其他国家。愚人节的玩笑恰如其分地反映了开玩笑者的风格,有的很巧妙,有的很幽默,有的则很残酷。

  Yeah! The annual April fool's day is finally here. Our slogan today is: "the deceiver is not wrong. Hee hee! It's going to happen! Don't miss it. Come and see it!

  "Ding ling bell --" class. The teacher, who was always serious, came into the classroom with a stack of papers, put the papers on the table, and solemnly declared, "students, we are going to take the third unit in math." The teacher's voice just fell, the individual "abnormal molecule" is stupid. In order to cope with this sudden test, the "a class super offense" wang took the math book out of his bag and hid it in his clothes, and then he could use it to solve the problem. My deskmate "smart" liu shuai "jingling" a computer to eliminate the sound, but really is clever lift ah! In their "inspiration", I also do not want to show weakness, with the quick thunder of the power to tear off a few pieces of paper, so that "the flying pigeon book"... Just as we were very busy, the teacher's face showed a bright smile and said loudly, "students, happy April fool's day!" As soon as the students heard this, they suddenly took a deep breath and began to laugh. The tension had vanished.

  The class was over, and as usual, Mr. Cheng of sven said to me, "zhou mingxing, your shoelace is open." I listen, just want to squat down to the department, suddenly think of today is April fool's day, so the plan, by the trend of his shoelace untied. He was not on his guard, and walked away, thinking he had succeeded in the scheme. But, without taking a few steps, his body tilted and fell to the ground. The students burst out laughing, but cheng didn't understand what was going on and stared at us.

  After school, I suddenly came up with a "ghost idea" on the road -- make a fool of my mother. Yeah, that's it. When I got home, I opened the door sadly. My mother said, "come and see your favorite cartoon, son." I threw my bag on the floor and said in dismay, "what do you see? Only 45 points for the test... Before I had finished, my mother was furious and picked up the "mace". She was about to call me. I was in a bad mood and said quickly, "wait a minute! Nice guy, April fool!" Mother, turning her anger to joy, couldn't help laughing. I made a face and ran away.

  My friends, if you are a fool to make a fool of yourself this day, you are a fool, remember not to be angry! The only thing to do is to be careful, be careful, and be careful. Caution, caution, caution. Be careful! Hey hey...

  Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April. We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong.

  On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home. Then we did some cleaning at home. At night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother. She smiled to us and said "April fools"!

  April Fools’ Day is on the first day of April, which is a day for people to make fun of each other. Some people figure out all the ways to play jokes, such as getting married, which surely shocks everybody. But some jokes are not acceptable, such as ***. Some teenagers want to attract more people’s attention, so they play the joke that

  they feel negative about life and want to end their lives. When their friends call police and finally realize that it is a joke, they will be very angry. No matter what kind of joke we play, we should not cross the line and make others worried. The meaning of Fools’ Day is to let people feel eased from the great pressure. Playing joke is the effective way, but we must keep the rules.

  The April fool’s day is coming. The people, especially the teenagers, are quite excited about the jokes they are going to make on the others. One of the jokes is to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend that you want to break up with him or her. Sometimes, the jokes just have gone too far that people may take it seriously. So, in the western countries, people make a rule that all the jokes make on April 1st should be end by 12 a.m. After that moment, no more jokes.

  It’s said that the April fool’s day is started from France. In the year of 1582, the French King Charles decided that the first day of New Year should be January 1st but not April 1st. But some people were not happy about this decision; they still send their New Year gifts to the others on April 1st. The supporters despised the protesters’ behaviors that they give the protesters fake presents and invited them to the fake parties which didn’t go to run at all. When someone has been made fun of, the people around them will cry out “Poisson D’ Avril”, which mean “April fool.” After that, the tradition of making fun of others on April 1st has remained.

  In China, some people are quite enjoying this special foreign festival. The kid will have the fully excuse to mess around without being published. They can put the mustard into the toothpaste; tell their friends that the girls they crush on are waiting in the park; lie to their friends they don’t need to do their homework on this day. These just some jokes, they mean no harm but fun. Sometimes, we live under too much pressure that we really need some joys in our life.

  Happy April fool’s day!

  Up to now, the precise point is to the 12:45 so far, I haven't been the whole, I am lucky!

  April Fool's Day is also called All Fools'Day, Humor's Day and April Fool's Day. The Festival is on April 1 of the Gregorian calendar. It is a popular folk festival in the West since the 19th century. It has not been recognized as a statutory Festival by any country. On this day, people cheat and play tricks on each other in various ways, often at the end of the joke to expose and declare the target of the joke as "fool".

  The nature of jokes seldom contains real malice, but individual jokes cause people's panic because they are too big, which generates a large-scale response and generates rumors and urban legends, so it is generally avoided for people to make jokes about disasters.

  It is said that early April is the season for yong fish. Not only are they easier to catch, but they are more tender and fresh in early April than in other seasons. Accordingly,

  the yong fish makes a perfect mascot for April Fool"s Day. These fish postcards will bring you hours of fun and entertainment. Come on, take a look!


愚人节的英语故事 (菁华3篇)(扩展9)

——愚人节英语作文汇总5篇

  1st April is a day to be careful, or you could easily get tricked by someone. It’s April Fool’s Day, a "for-fun-only" observance, a day when people traditionally like to try to make a fool of someone else and laugh at them.

  第一四月是小心的一天,或者你可以很容易地被人耍。这是四月的愚人节,一个“享乐”的节日,这一天人们通常喜欢尝试愚弄和嘲笑别人。

  There are lots of theories surrounding the origins of the day. As we look back in time, many ancient predecessors of April Fool’s Day are found.

  周围有很多理论的起源的一天。当我回顾时,发现有许多四月愚人节的古代前辈。

  The most widespread theory about the origin of April Fool’s Day links the day to the calendar reform in France.

  最普遍的理论中关于四月愚人节的起源联系天的历法改革在法国。

  In 1582 France became the first country to switch from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar. This meant that the beginning of the year was moved from the end of March 25th and April 1st, various jokes would be played on him. This story might explain why April 1st became the date of the modern holiday.

  1582法国成为第一个从朱利安历改用阳历的国家。这意味着一年的开始是从三月二十五日末和四月一日,会招致取笑。这个故事也许可以解释为什么四月一日成为现代节日的日期。

  To end our special news bulletin, said the voice of the television announcer, we're going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria.

  Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years. Two of the leading growers, Giuseppe Moldova and Riccardo Brabante, tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual.

  Here you can see two workers who, between them, have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks. The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this year's crop before the September rains. On the right, you can see Mrs. Brabante herself. She has been helping her husband for thirty years now.

  Mrs. Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed. This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest: the famous Calabrian macaroni-eating competition! Signor Fratelli, the present champion, has won it every year since 1991. And that ends our special bulletin for today, Thursday, April lst.

  We're now going back to the studio.

  in the 16th century, people celebrated new year's day from march 25 to april 1. in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1, so others called them april fools.

  each country celebrates april fools' day differently.

  in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!”

  in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you. in scotland, april fools' day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”.

  gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

  in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “ your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.

  In the 16th century, people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid―1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1, so others called them April Fools.

  Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently. In France, people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. When he or she finds this , they shout “April Fish!”

  In England, people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland, April Fools' Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

  In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say, “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see, you are an April Fool then.

  First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched. So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves. Of course, festivals are just the beginning.

  What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend.

  Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.

  To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent. However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.

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